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i will never
be nice
to my enemies.

i will devour them all.

slowly.
methodically.



with a fork.
A lot of you wanted dark humor.
Is this enough for you?
....bye.

Update: WHY IS THIS ON THE FRONT PAGE?
GO AWAYYYYY.

Update 2:  I'm serious.
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:icondarksack100:
I disagree with this.

Only 20% of all enemies made during a lifetime should be devoured and this should be done only with a small drinking straw and a butter knife.
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:iconphoenixflamesrising:
Cannabalism has never been more poignant...    :)
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:iconender-wings:
Ender-Wings Mar 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD is all I can say... but in a way, it is VERY dark.
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:iconphan5everx2:
Phan5everx2 Mar 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
...Hannibal
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:iconkecharagrl:
this made me laugh. :)
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:iconscarsfrommypastlife:
ScarsFromMyPastLife Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist

:allthethings: :says: Eat all of the enemies!

But seriously, this is really funny/kinda dark/ all the way awesome. Also, please remind me not to get on your bad side!

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:icondarksonicsoul:
Haha this is great . I wish they had this on a plaque or something XD
And this totally deserves to be on the front page ! 
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:iconotakugirlpwnsall:
Otakugirlpwnsall Feb 16, 2014  Student General Artist
I want this on my bedroom wall. XD
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:iconinvexx:
invexx Feb 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I would like to frame this xDD
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:iconpokepower888:
Pokepower888 Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
With.

A.

FORK.

Too good. Just... :iconcannotevenplz:
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