Really nice. What did it for me was the lack of capitalization which was then coupled with the periods. This added to the feel of the poem, at least for me, in the sense that the lack of a capital letter made it seem rushed, but that rush was brought to an end by the period, almost as if a reminder that this is something to be savoured, something to be vengefully enjoyed.
What is it mortal? Have you come to be of service to Sheogorath? That in of itself speaks towards your madness. This pleases me. Fetch the Fork of Horripilation from the Mad Hermit near Al Redaynia. Take care with him; he's not the most...stable man.
Use the fork wisely, mortal. Few have wielded it to have not come away unchanged. Use the fork to strike a death blow to the Giant Bull Netch that resides near the hermit. Do this, return the Fork of Horripilation to me, and Sheogorath will reward you well.
There were zero indications that it was a joke. It could have been meant in jest, but it just as easily may not have been; there's absolutely no confirmation one way or the other. That's why I said that regardless of intent, it SOUNDS rude.
You also sayed that because of a mere misunderstanding you wouldn't say how you felt about the poem? If you really believe it could have just been taken as rude (which it wasn't) then why say something so childish.
Its because most artist don't feels worthy of so much attention. Its odd and makes you wish someone who is more talented is in the 'spotlight'. Especially when its something you only half tried on, because you know someone who put their heart into something is waiting for their first DD or something.
I'm not a troll. You're the one who's acting like a troll. I have no intention of ever procreating. It would not be a good idea for you to procreate, either, since your behavior would be a terrible example to any offspring.