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i will never
be nice
to my enemies.

i will devour them all.

slowly.
methodically.



with a fork.
A lot of you wanted dark humor.
Is this enough for you?
....bye.

Update: WHY IS THIS ON THE FRONT PAGE?
GO AWAYYYYY.

Update 2:  I'm serious.
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Alexeina Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
For some reason this is just amazing :XD: Thank you for the dark poetry! Lol
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monstermanga1022 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Hobbyist
Oh god, lmao!
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LightsOnLuna Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this. Short, sweet, and very much to the point. 
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bitteryetsweet Featured By Owner May 25, 2014
What is it mortal? Have you come to be of service to Sheogorath? That in of itself speaks towards your madness. This pleases me. Fetch the Fork of Horripilation from the Mad Hermit near Al Redaynia. Take care with him; he's not the most...stable man.

Use the fork wisely, mortal. Few have wielded it to have not come away unchanged. Use the fork to strike a death blow to the Giant Bull Netch that resides near the hermit. Do this, return the Fork of Horripilation to me, and Sheogorath will reward you well.
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darksack100 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014
I disagree with this.

Only 20% of all enemies made during a lifetime should be devoured and this should be done only with a small drinking straw and a butter knife.
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PhoenixFlamesRising Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014
Cannabalism has never been more poignant...    :)
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Ender-Wings Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD is all I can say... but in a way, it is VERY dark.
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Phan5everx2 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
...Hannibal
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kecharagrl Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014
this made me laugh. :)
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ScarsFromMyPastLife Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist

:allthethings: :says: Eat all of the enemies!

But seriously, this is really funny/kinda dark/ all the way awesome. Also, please remind me not to get on your bad side!

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